My head hurts

My mind is wandering in the most fantastical ways.

At any moment, in any room disaster could strike... so is the way of 11100 Acute Care Medical this early morning. I should've taken a shower today. Is there anything a mime can't do? Paul, what should my alt be? Should I read Children of Hurin, or just skip it and read something more summer-y? Foxtrot is the greatest comic-strip since Calvin and Hobbes. Armpit hair is wierd, it's so soft. Why don't they sell candy bars in our cafeteria, but they do at Children's? Why is "Mud" such a bad name to have? Why do different countries that speak the same language have different swear words? And who really has the accent? If I was stuck, upside down, in a rollercoaster for 1/2 an hour, would I do things to freak out the other riders like scream "I felt the track give!" and would it still be fun to put your hands over your head? Will Lebron save the NBA? Does it really need saving? Why do I care, I'm not a fan of basketball anyways? How bad is the NL Central? Only the Cubs could spend $300 million, and still suck. When my Mom reads that, will she roll her eyes at the last word? I wish I was sleeping. Uh-oh, patient calling. I'm back, aren't you excited? I'm going to take something for my headache when I get home. We just switched to our summer blanket. You can leave comments, even if you aren't a on blogger. What's with my avatar and spiders? The end of the last Pirates movie stank, but I liked the Monkey and Geoffry Rush. I think all period sea movies need more cannon battles, Master and Commander could've used 2 more. Would Shakespeare like Westerns? Would he write one? I mean why not, he wrote about a lot of things. I've never seen a Clint Eastwood Western all the way through, or John Wayne for that matter. I should probably stop and work...Good night